YOU MAKE YOUR OWN LUCK

                                                   I'm not too worried.

There

VERY VERY PLEASED

TO ANNOUNCE ANNOUNCE JAMES FOR YOUR ASSES.

JAMES IS NOW OFFICIALLY "D" WITH LE VERY VERY YES NETWORKING GROUPS ASSOCIATION, INC. 


JAMES WILL BE POSTING UNDER THE "NOM-DE-PLUME" MISZTER LAZER WOLF SHOOTING LAZERS OUT OF HIM INTO ALL OF YOU BASTARDS.

CONSUME ME YOU BASTSARRDS

SUCK ME INTO YOUR VOID

DO NOT ENTER

ODE TO 50

I GOT IT IN A RESTAURANT

MISTER VERY

S my S my S my S my S my S my S my S my S my S my S my S my S my S my S my S my S my S my S my S my S my S my S my S my S my S my S my S my S my S my S my S my S my S my

RED RED WINE

RED RED WINE

You're just a guy going to a bar all happy with your 80's-pop-singer-please-give-me-a-black-eye smiling ass face. You're really suped about being at this sweet bar that has old ladies and young attractive folks and a natty dread here and there. 

Grab a seat, get a drink, get noticed by the guy with a cigarette behind his ear. Hmmmm....

Cut to some girl that is surely your girlfriend getting ready too. Obviously you are going to meet at the bar.

Cut to you getting ready and being all suped about ironing your shirt and how happy you are that you're going to the bar to meet up with your girl.

Awww....your dad got tired of reading the newspaper in a beater and suspenders and spits booze all over your shirt. Guess you have to go casual tonight. (his dad is my favorite character in the whole thing)

Get pickpocketed by cigarette guys. 

Jamaican guy in high jeans riding on a big crane thing. Guess you work at the dump, huh guy?

Oh here's your gir--OH SNAP SORRY, she's not your girl. 

That sucks. Order another beer while the camera zoom-in zoom-outs on you.

OH WOW wow wow wow---better slow down there guy! Before things get all stop motion and you're holding a big glass of cartoon wine! 

Too late.

Sweat. Smile like a toddler. Have an earring. 

Watch your dad puke-talk. (AMAZING)

Looks like its time to go for a stumble around the bar, see if you know anyone else besides that freegin two-timing....

Cut to black guys drinking.

You're not looking so hot...maybe you should drink some water or something

Too late again, THERE GOES THE METAPHORICAL DUMPING OF THE TRASH FROM THE GIANT METAL CLAW

I think you've had enough! Get outta here! You don't even have any money!

And give me back my beer mug!

Good thing your dad was walking your two little dogs along the street with the big weird columns at exactly the same time you decided to take a break from walking.

Let's go home, son.

The end.

PS. The bartender is on crutches.

COMING SOON

I stole this. Literally. Don't tell anyone.

I was away this weekend so I couldn't post anything, but don't worry. I got some things up my sleeve.